*saws off leg* *flies halfway across the continent* *buries leg* haha punks i got the biggest thigh gap
I am so bored
BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS
get away from me
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She’s thin, she’s blonde, she says ”wow“ a lot.
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“yeah, my personality is cool but have you seen my ass”
I’m sorry that your life is so boring that you have to go and judge me for having a good time.
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
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just leave the nudes and go away
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I'm Jasmine, I'm 16 and completely odd. My life makes no sense. I believe everyone is equal. And I am a bad person. I own a 2002 dark blue Volkswagen Beetle named Sapphire. It's my baby. I make atheist and satanist jokes, so prepare to be offended. Also I post lots of porn because I like porn :). Bisexual and proud, tacos, tattoos, athiest, chicks, weed, Harry Potter, TOMS, Sleeping With Sirens, The Hunger Games, Star Wars, Converses, Marlboro lights, Rob Zombie, reading, Liberal, pills, concerts and shows, Pierce the Veil, TWLOHA, coffee, For All Those Sleeping, The White Stripes, chinese food, AAR, body mods, Motionless in White, being a misfit, zombies, odd little movies, my confused brain, One Direction, Seattle, writing, Black Tide, Alice Cooper, and loving my best friend like no one else can. I'm depressing but lovely if you try and make my day. <3
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